Coby “Don’t Call Me Colby Anymore” White – MORE 34.5 P+R+A

Bozz says this ain’t your 2021 version — this Colby got sauce, swagger, and a green light the size of Lake Michigan. He’s running the Bulls offense like he’s got stock in it. Volume? ✅ Minutes? ✅ Swagger? ✅ Bozzle’s banking it. 💼💥

Tyrese “Point Guard Picasso” Haliburton – MORE 32.5 P+R+A

This man doesn’t hoop — he paints. Floaters, flashy assists, step-back daggers — it’s all in the palette. Bozz caught him live last week throwing passes like he had eyes in his kneecaps. And you’re giving him 32.5? That’s lunch. 🎨🧠

Matas “Bounce Pass to Stardom” Buzelis – MORE 16.5 P+R+A

Rookie nerves? Nah. Matas been moving like he’s hoopin’ on veteran mode. Defense collapses, he slashes. Ball swings, he buries. His line’s lighter than a popcorn bucket at tipoff. Bozz says… trust the talent. 🎯🔋

💥 Bozzle’s Verdict:

This 3-piece is crispier than a courtside Lay's bag. We’re riding high on usage, tempo, and Bozz-certified buckets.

If it don’t hit? The box score got hacked. 😤📟🏀